I don’t closely follow hip hop happenings, but I’ve heard that someone named Pusha T released a diss track. And honestly? I’m a little inspired. So, here are some diss tracks that absolutely no one asked for. Ketchup: a diss track You’re the worst condiment When I taste you, I lament I’d rather eat my […]Read more "My diss track to cold brew coffee (and some other things)"
Comedian Michelle Wolf’s Netflix original talk show, “The Break,” premiered May 27. Wolf recently garnered controversy for her scorching, ruthless comedy at the 2018 White House Correspondent’s Dinner – namely for framing White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders as a liar: “She burns facts, and then she uses that ash to create a perfect […]Read more "In inaugural episode of “The Break,” Michelle Wolf puts us at ease"
Yesterday, I took an exam and one of the questions asked to identify all five letters of an acronym we learned in class. I didn’t know all five. I remembered the first four letters, but not the last one. After the exam, a small part of me wanted to find the acronym in my notes. But […]Read more "Sometimes, I Have to Turn My Brain Off"
I recently read the book I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids by Jen Kirkman. It is a great book. Kirkman is 42 years old. She wrote in the book that Nirvana marked her teen years. She said that she’d often drive and hope the radio would play […]Read more "I Was Born in 1996 and I Can’t Do Anything About It"
I don’t know everything. I know a lot of things, though. I know my blood type – it’s A+. My blood has good grades. Maybe, it reads in its free time. I thought my blood type was B- until I donated blood. Not that this was life changing information, anyways. I know the difference between […]Read more "I Don’t Know Everything"
It is summer and I feel so alive. I have been listening to a lot of surf rock and beach rock. I don’t know the difference, honestly. Is there even a difference? Is the difference between surf rock and beach rock sort of like the difference between tangerines and clementines? Sure. There’s a difference. But […]Read more "I Love Beach Rock"
In high school, I ran cross country and track. One thing I noticed when I first joined was that just about everyone else sported tank tops that were former t shirts. It’s a great way to prove to people that you own a pair of scissors. And then also, you can have a new tank top […]Read more "My T shirt is Now a Tank Top"